"Dead, rotting daughters leave a bad smell that won’t come out no matter how hard the cleaning lady scrubs."
i want to go downstairs to get pie but there are people i don’t know down there
you guys are literally no help at all
Maybe we should show this to the people that want to get into Tumblr but are not there yet and say “are you sure that’s what you want for your life”.
‘why didn’t i just do my homework’ a musical by me
featuring hits such as ‘I’ve had 3 weeks to complete this fucking essay’ and ‘I’ll do it in the morning’